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Awkward hugs prohibited.
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Angry shock balls hate children.
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Because 150 yards is as far as the disabled can travel by horsecart.
Alternately: "My wheelchair's got 1 horsepower."
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Before you pee on Rodin's sculpture at the museum, sit and think about it.
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Beware the Doom Cobra.
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Brought to you by the AAAA (Association for the Advancement of Anorexia in Animals).
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Beware, asterisks falling ahead.
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Contortionist midgets make great 69 partners.
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Do not fish for mermaids, they are an endangered species.
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Please do not remove toilet paper from the hung over toilet. Thanks. --The Mgt.
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Don't feed the bears with coins, credit cards or coupons for half off at Denny's -- bears don't like Denny's.
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Even superheros with capes run away from their giant evil arrow nemesis.
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Breakdancing + limbo = best party game ever.
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"Can you do this, little piggy? Can you juggle upside down with just your belly? Can you, lowly little piggy?"
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Hold on to train window when skate-riding the subway tracks.
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Keep running and prepare to flap your man-wings.
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Holding hands leads to obscene dancing.
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Now entering bike chicken zone.
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Please no quantum people existing in two places at once.
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Boobs ahead.
See, these signs are completely self-explanatory.
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